Life with a 3 (almost 4) year old is where it's at. It seems like Ruby has at least a couple of really awesome one-liners each day, but here are a few that I've written down lately:
Me: Did you throw your trash away?
Ruby: Yes.
Me: Then how come I see it on the table?
Ruby: Mom, your hair looks gorgeous.
When Noah was crying, "Don't worry Noah, It's okay. Heavenly Father & Jesus will help you."
Me: I have a question for you.
Ruby: Oooh, let's do this! I love questions!
When we were at the splash pad & Noah was getting pushed around, "Hey kid! You get away from him! That's my brother!"
After we finished explaining why we celebrate Memorial Day:
"I love soldiers & bad guys, they're my favorite."
In the middle of a really busy park Ruby yells at full octave, "Mom! All of these people are crazy!"
When Ruby saw a VW Bug, "Oooh I like that car."
Me: You know what it's called? A Bug.
Ruby: Eww! That's a disgusting name!